Today I fell not even close at being creative but then I
thought that I had been creative a couple of weeks ago and thought; "Hey,
I can just share that!" So here's a few 'rules' from the Rule Book which I
began writing with my boyfriend Markus. There might be a slightly over consumption
of irony in the some of the rules which I have selected to be shared on this
blog. Either way I hope you enjoy! (Note: Some rules aren't being published due to the safety of society).
§2 The Always-Right Rule
a. Cecilie is always right
b. Markus cannot deny this truth
b1. even though Markus may be correct in the real world
§3 The Silly Rule
a. Markus is always silly
b. Cecilie is never silly
b1. Unless she says so
b2. or it is very obvious
§5 The Animal Rule
a. Cecilie is allowed to have any animal she wants, but it
is her responsibility
a1. Does not apply if it would be cruel.
b. Markus has to be nice to Cecilie’s animals, and mustn’t
turn them into psychopaths.
b1. They will become his responsibility if he does
§6 The Film Rule
a. Any film on the film-list must be watched at some point
a1. This include films such as Magic Mike and Mean Girls
b. When relevant, films should be accompanied by warnings
b1. If it has been a long time since anyone has watched the
film, a lack of warning is forgivable
b2. though nothing is truly forgiven before chocolate or
other goodies have been shared
§8 The Hug Rule
a. Cecilie can have all the hugs she desires - every day!
b. When Markus sees that someone needs a hug, Cecilie should
hug them
b1. This is due to the fact that many people don’t like the
hugs from Markus
§9 The Apology Rule
a. Markus is allowed to tell Cecilie to stop apologizing
b. Cecilie
should attempt stopping, but doesn’t have to if it's impossible
