The Rule Book

Today I fell not even close at being creative but then I thought that I had been creative a couple of weeks ago and thought; "Hey, I can just share that!" So here's a few 'rules' from the Rule Book which I began writing with my boyfriend Markus. There might be a slightly over consumption of irony in the some of the rules which I have selected to be shared on this blog. Either way I hope you enjoy! (Note: Some rules aren't being published due to the safety of society). 

§2 The Always-Right Rule

a. Cecilie is always right

b. Markus cannot deny this truth

b1. even though Markus may be correct in the real world

§3 The Silly Rule

a. Markus is always silly

b. Cecilie is never silly

b1. Unless she says so

b2. or it is very obvious

§5 The Animal Rule

a. Cecilie is allowed to have any animal she wants, but it is her responsibility

a1. Does not apply if it would be cruel.

b. Markus has to be nice to Cecilie’s animals, and mustn’t turn them into psychopaths.

b1. They will become his responsibility if he does

§6 The Film Rule

a. Any film on the film-list must be watched at some point

a1. This include films such as Magic Mike and Mean Girls

b. When relevant, films should be accompanied by warnings

b1. If it has been a long time since anyone has watched the film, a lack of warning is forgivable

b2. though nothing is truly forgiven before chocolate or other goodies have been shared

§8 The Hug Rule

a. Cecilie can have all the hugs she desires - every day!

b. When Markus sees that someone needs a hug, Cecilie should hug them

b1. This is due to the fact that many people don’t like the hugs from Markus

§9 The Apology Rule

a. Markus is allowed to tell Cecilie to stop apologizing

b. Cecilie should attempt stopping, but doesn’t have to if it's impossible