Yearbook-thingy

Oh yes, we already have to write the pages to our yearbook even though we don't graduate till next year. Of course I'm going to edit it (someone has to take some responsibility) so I've already read the rough draft to my page. Some people might say that I shouldn't read it before I get it in the book form, but seriously I don't really care and I want to make sure that my friends only write 'nice' things about me. But because I'm such a nice person I decided to share this draft with you guys. There'll be no explanation because it probably won't exits anyway! Here goes:

Nickname: Sille and Michael

Characteristics: She is very quiet, calm, smart and sweet. And then she is pretty hot.

Motto: "Piv" and "Easily amused,  easily confused."

Will be remembered for: Her perverted mind (which we can thank Mie for) and for how generous she is. She will be remembered for her sweet hamster-sounds. At last she will be remembered for not washing her salad.

Biggest blunder: To become friends with Camilla and Mie - they have filed her brain with perverted thoughts and evil plans.

3 things she would bring to a deserted island: Books, her salad (WHICH ISN'T WASHED) and Hugh Jackman's naked chest.

10 years from now: Cecilie has become the new J. K. Rowling and writes long fantasy-books. She has bought the entire coast road in Aarhus, where her nearest friends and family have moved in. She is married to Hugh Jackman's naked chest. They have three kids and the hamster Hemming. If she does not break through as the new Rowling, then she'll 'just' write erotic books like "Once you go Mie, you never go back!" She has also gotten a part of Mie's company "Build-a-dil'o" which is the world's erotic answer to "Build-a-bear."

The advice from the class: You can do it! You are a hot lady, and don't let anyone tell you different. Believe in yourself and jump into life with both legs, no matter if it's the private life or your profession.

I hope you enjoyed this, my translation is probably not that good, but hopefully it will do. Bye!